We're no experts, but we're willing to bet alcohol played its part in this.
We're not accredited experts on social psychology, or anything of the like, but we're willing to bet the farm on the fact that alcohol had a lot to do with these two PDA-enthusiasts failing to notice an armed robbery in progress while they we're mackin' out with one another.
According to reports from Billings, Montana local outlets, a robbery happened in the wee hours of Monday at a bar called the Tap Inn. One female and two males, dressed in bandanas and other cliché robbery garb, entered the building and held up the bartender for an undisclosed amount of cash money. Likely with heads plum full of Fireball, the couple seen at the bar pays no mind and continues the heavy sesh they were involved in before it happened.
This would have made a great Cheaters episode …