Dude's got 99 issues and freedom isn't one …

Of course it had to happen in Indianapolis, or as it's more lovingly referred to, "Florida's younger brother." 

As RTV 6 reports, a 25-year-old man by the name of Mathew Russ, had earlier stolen his ex-girlfriend's keys to her car on the morning of Oct 19, the proceeded to smash it into a pole, then  he set her house on fire, then he sat on her driveway in a chair with a knife until authorities showed up. And then  upon their arrival Russ ran inside and jumped out on to the roof to escape the smoke. As the officers made their way up to rescue him, a person filming the incident caught him having a one-man dance off to kill time. The whole time a smile never left his face. 

Jesus H …