Ahh, nothing gets the juices flowing like a German man wearing a turtleneck staring at you with dead eyes while he tells you how much he wants to "taste you like yogurt."

Ahh, nothing gets the juices flowing like a German man wearing a turtleneck staring at you with dead eyes while he tells you how much he wants to "taste you like yogurt."

The only thing that would make that visual more arousing would be a long-haired rapper riding a flying pigeon with girl wearing a bikini.

Thank god this video  from Whatchya ft Flula Borg & Flynt Flossy (@Turquoisejeep) has both. It's like Viagra without the side effects.

Not enough for your raging libido? Check out Turquoise Jeep's other best video, "Smang." It'll fertilize your eggs.