Today, we stumble across a male named Max, whose kayak seems to be sinking in a pond. His wild, belabored screams would suggest he's being swarmed by bloodthirsty sharks armed with machine guns, but in reality, he's in knee deep water. And the only thing his companion can do is film him and laugh. We're so glad to have caught this video in it's viral infancy …

Today, we stumble across a male named Max, whose kayak seems to be sinking … in a pond. His wild, belabored screams would suggest he's being swarmed by bloodthirsty sharks armed with machine guns, but in reality, he's in knee deep water. And the only thing his companion can do is film him and laugh.

We're so glad to have caught this video in it's viral infancy … it's really gonna go places one day, like the next "What Does the Fox Say," except with more nonsensical screaming.