Literature has regaled us with many great tales of transformation: Metamorphosis, The Fly … Freaky Friday. But now, our generation has it's own emblematic instance of mutation: A big ol' naked hick who jumps into a combine … and emerges as something completely different, a thing that is both vile and edible to horses all at once. What will he become? Press play, dear reader. Press play.

Literature has regaled us with many great tales of transformation: Metamorphosis, The Fly … Freaky Friday. But now, our generation has it's own emblematic instance of mutation: A big ol' naked hick who jumps into a combine … and emerges as something completely different, a thing that is both vile and edible to horses all at once. What will he become? Press play, dear reader. Press play.