"Life" being a complex mixture of molly, Adderrall, alcohol, cocaine, baby laxatives and homeopathic knee medication.
Chickens. Dogs. Potatoes. Humans.
What do these things have in common?
None of them can fly.
However, every so often, a member of our human species gets close enough to taste the buoyant magic of flight before plummeting back down to earth. Usually, this metamorphosis from flightless bird to slightly less flightless bird is aided by none other than drugs, and nowhere on earth are there more drugs than at Electric Daisy Carnival.
Combine the two, and you've got this:
“Dude was clearly on too much of something,” Typical Banana expertly observes.
The naked flying man reportedly performed his routine at neonGARDEN at last weekend's EDC festival in Las Vegas, but it's unclear of what became of him afterwards. We're guessing he spun around really fast and almost became a helicopter.
EDC is EDM's largest festival, but rarely does it occur without incident. In fact, the festival celebrated last weekend after no one died … until the news came out that a San Diego woman was had collapsed and died while waiting for a shuttle to depart the festival.
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