This neo-burlesque interpretive masterpiece has two French men from the act Les Beaux Frère performing an elaborate dance little number in nothing but their birthday suits. The only thing standing between a life-scarring eyeful of weener and you are the towels they're dancing with. So. Much. Manly. Tension!

This neo-burlesque interpretive masterpiece has two French men from the act Les Beaux Frère performing an elaborate dance little number in nothing but their birthday suits. The only thing standing between a life-scarring eyeful of weener and you are the towels they're dancing with. So. Much. Manly. Tension!

Well, we don't know about you, but we know which moves we're pulling in up da club this weekend.