If only we could get this pumped about our job this Monday …

If only we could get this pumped about our job this Monday …

Wow, okay …

Things it's okay to react to like this:

1. Winning the lottery twice in one day.

2. Someone invented no-hangover alcohol.

3. Not snow.

4. Discovery of another planet in a distant galaxy that mirrors our Earth and has another you on it, except they're uglier so you're feeling pretty good.

5. Still not snow.

6. Penis-enlargement pills that taste like bacon.

7.  Definitely not snow.

8. Your ex's new wife gets fat.

9. World peace.

10. The pizza you ordered is here … but not snow.