Let's just call it what it is: New Year's Eve is a fucking train wreck of a night.

Let's just call it what it is: New Year's Eve is a fucking train wreck of a night. It's amateur hour, in every sense of the phrase. No other going out event, besides maybe St. Patrick's Day and random birthdays, are more disruptive to common sensibilities and good behavior. Blame it on the booze, sure, but what about those in the industry that have to deal with your out-of-control ass every night just to make rent?

Club bouncers have it rough, and to show how rough they have it, YouTube user "pwilliams58" uploaded a 9 minute super-cut of the ridiculous shit he had to deal with on New Year's Eve night. Hint: It's a lot of lying and outside voices.