Porn stars can fake an orgasm … but in this confusingly arousing segment, we'll see whether they can also fake basic human emotions.

Porn stars can fake an orgasm … but in this confusingly arousing segment, we'll see whether they can also fake basic human emotions. As it turns out, the answer is resoundingly "Nope" but hey, you don't have to be good at crying on demand to be good at making us laugh at you trying to cry on demand.

Okay, well, now that we feel sufficiently dirty for enjoying this, we're just going to go take a shower. A cold one. Oh, god …