Sex is great and all, but sometimes, it's just too much god damn work. There's the shaving. The fake moaning. The fact that I SAID I'M TIRED, STEVE.
If only someone, or something, could do sex for you.
Well, wish granted, plebs.
Introducing the Lazy Lovers Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Girdle. It's a robotic adult diaper filled with oil that fucks your partner so you don't have to. Just strap it on, accept that your relationship has hit an insurmountable plateau, and get down to business! All without lifting a boner.
All you gotta do is sit back, relax, and finish up your 2016 tax return for the remainder of your obligatory fuck.
Witness the steamy heat: