Go fishing Jordan, you don't need that job you don't even have anyways …

You know what's the absolute worst thing about working in a retail environment? Yeah, shoppers are pretty bad, considering that whole "the customer is always right" bullshit is taken far too literally — but the shittiest thing about shilling goods for a corporation is the rules. They're asinine, most of them are coupled with some dippy acronym that doesn't make any sense and each one sucks every shred of humanity from you with every passing shift. Retail blows. 

But "Jordan" decided it was time to screw with some of the managers at a store around his neighborhood. He called in "sick," really wanting to go out fishing with his bros because of how nice it was outside. Watch as the manager on the other end plays off entirely not knowing who the hell he even is, but speaks the rule book verbatim about what's going to happen to him if he doesn't show up for work. Go fishing Jordan, you don't need that job you don't even have anyways …