This is full-frontal jew-dity.

This isn’t your uncle Saul’s ol’ boring Menorah. No … this is the Grav Menorah.

This is full-frontal jew-dity.

With a total of nine bowls, this Menorah bubbler gives a whole new meaning to the sacred ‘Festival of Lights.’

There’s still time to place orders to have your very own sacrilegious candelabra bong here in time for the Jewish holiday.

Remember, everyone, you don’t get off until you Hanu-cough.