Life could always get worse.
Life is all about choices. And if all the choices you've made culminate in your wife giving you a lapdance, then you've made good ones.
But if said lapdance is being broadcast on the Internet for some reason and it very clearly looks like you wanna cry and your wife is scary, you've made bad choices.
Our hearts truly go out to this sad bastard, deemed one of "the lucky ones" by his well-meaning wife … but we're not sure about that statement.
It's SFW, but maybe not safe for your mental well-being.
Props for the artistic use of Simon and Garfunkel. And cutting the video before things got too graphic … and I'm referring to the inevitable part where he breaks down and starts crying. No one needs to see that.