Nah. The Age of the Dick Pic is rapidly coming to an end. The novelty of having apps like Tinder and SnapChat where it’s semi-normal to send photos of your really average wang to strangers is kinda dying out. I’m crying about it right now.

Nah. The Age of the Dick Pic is rapidly coming to an end. The novelty of having apps like Tinder and SnapChat where it’s semi-normal to send photos of your really average wang to strangers is kinda dying out. I’m crying about it right now.

Sure, people still totally wanna see your special, veiny penis, but thanks to about three years of dick pics getting rightfully ridiculed on the internet, the context in which people send them is changing. Guys are starting to catch on to the fact that responding to a girl’s Tinder message of “hey” with an image of a threatening, disembodied, hairless cock doesn’t really bode well for sexual possibilities. (Good job, you figured it out! Who’s a good boy?)

Nowadays, the relevant time to send dick pics is no longer as a replacement for the word  “hello.” It’s when you’ve known someone for, say, a few hours. That way, you’re using your dick pic strategically. When you wait for a little while, you imply the impulse to photograph your monster four-incher was inspired by the girl or guy you’re talking to, not just a wanton desire to fuck everything.

You should also definitely sext your dick if dick is either the size of a cat or the size of three molecules strung together in a line. You know, like a scientific anomaly. Like “Come over here, look at this. Should we call the World Health Organization?” Yeah, send those my way for sure.

On a related note, although cock photography may be losing its relevance, in the hands of the right guy or girl, dick pics could be much appreciated. Some people are really turned on by dicks, regardless of who it’s hanging off of, whereas other people see them simply as floppy appendages attached to a more important person.

If you’re not sure who you’re dealing with, send a shirtless photo sans cock, and see what happens. If someone wants to see it, he or she will likely ask. If, however, she’s sending you photos of her cervix, that would be a great time to get out your sepia-tone app and start snapping.