As Michael Thommasson's record-holding, astoundingly arousing videogame collection nears 11,000, we'd like to take this time to get to know him further, because we don't want to let a catch like that go, now do we?

Now, before we start out on this wistful tale of intrigue, we'd like to set the mood for you. Go ahead, click that play button (you know you want to) and let's, "get it on," if you will.

Good. Now that the mood is set, we'd like to introduce you to someone. Come on out here, Micheal Thomasson, current Guinness world record holder for "Largest Video Game Collection." Mmm.

This unimaginably sexy man has a cool 10,607 video games. That's more than any other boy, man, or gentleman on God's green earth.

"I have games on cartridge, laser disc. I have VHS-based games, cassette-based games," Thomasson said, standing among the collection that fills the basement of his suburban Buffalo home, That's right ladies, he has a home, and he knows how to use it.

Let's take a moment to bask in Michael's deafening sex appeal.

But video games aren't all this stud has in his (moms?) basement. Michael is positively packing with Xboxes, Playstations, and obscure gaming devices like Casio Loopy and the Pippin. He's no pigeon-hole-er; he's got every gaming platform, device, and system you can think of. But none of these catches Michael's fancy more than his Colecovision unit that he received as a Christmas present nearly three decades ago.

"It's my first love so it's sentimental," Michael said of the Colecovision, revealing a softer side of himself that complimented his unquestionably rock-hard manliness.

So ladies, if you're looking for someone with a basement who will spend his paycheck on videogames instead of taking you to Applebee's for your anniversary, look no further. If you want a man whose unwavering commitment to gaming eclipses his commitment to you, do a victory dance, because this man is yours. And if you're fiending for a partner with clout, with know-how, with international recognition, get out your best wedding panties because this man has a Guinness World Record. You can thank us later.