Leave it to the Canadians to come up with a product no one wants: blackberrys, hockey, and Justin Beiber. But the local Pizza Hut franchise has outdone themselves this time…

Leave it to the Canadians to come up with a product no one wants: blackberrys, hockey, and Justin Beiber. But the local Pizza Hut franchise has outdone themselves this time. In a new facebook marketing ploy, the company surveyed customers on the best method of encapsulating the delicious aroma of an open pizza box. Not surprising, one genius Canadian came up with the idea of Eau de Pizza Hut, a perfume carrying sweet undertones and spicy aromas of “freshly baked, hand-tossed pizza dough.” For a limited time, the company will distribute bottles of the Canadian delicacy in what it believes people want and need. Besides the occasional stoner, the last thing anyone wants to smell like is a cheap pizza served with a side of cinna-bread and a liter of cola and for this we give Pizza Hut a giant thumbs down.