No one in the history of mankind has a) been more excited about KFC, b) been on SO MANY drugs, or c) choreographed such a brilliant floor routine.

No one in the history of mankind has a) been more excited about KFC, b) taken this many drugs at once, or c)  crafted such a beautiful floor routine. We'd like to think he just can't freaking believe the chicken deal KFC is offering, but let's be real here…drugs figure prominently into this scenario. He's like Lindsay Lohan and Lil' Wayne's demon spawn that lives in an alternate, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-themed universe. Times a MILLION. Zing.