So long workweek. Hello weekend … *breathe* … fuck that …

Tired of all the pretentious spiritual types hogging life’s tranquility and never sharing any with anyone else?

“F*ck That: A Guided Meditation” is a short clip from comedian/life-guru extraordinaire Jason Headley. Watch him calmly conduct a few minute meditation mind trip through a more realistically developed breathing exercise citing situations and language the rest of us non-hippies relate to.

“Those assholes can’t piss all over a purity like this,“ he says in a soothing drawl. No, he’s right, none of you assholes will ever piss all over this kind of purity. He’s right. He’s so right.

So long workweek. Hello weekend … *breathe* … fuck that …