Note to self: don't leave sobbing voicemails on the phones of people who know how to make 'Drop It Like It's Hot' remixes.

Let this be a lesson to us all: never leave sobbing voicemails on the phones of people who know how to make 'Drop It Like It's Hot' remixes. More importantly, never cry like a whale.

So many things can go wrong for you. But those things … they go so right for us.

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