Hint: He cut off his own arm after a hiking accident, and was portrayed by James Franco in 127 Hours.
Guess who's terrorizing Denver with the one good hand he has left?
It's none other than the man who inspired the film 127 Hours, Aron Ralston himself. If you don't know who that is, know this; he cut off his own arm with a credit card after a hiking accident left his arm pinned to a canyon wall by a boulder. James Franco played him? Just Google it.
But it turns Aron isn't using his remaining arm for good; it's turned to the dark side. He's been using it for evil, of the domestic violence persuasion, in your state capital of Denver Colorado.
Denver police arrested the three-limbed psuedo-star over the weekend for domestic violence and one count of "wrongs to minors." We'd like to give a big shoutout to the Denver PD for taking this incredibly inspiring scumbag who made us ponder the limits of our own mind off the streets.
Apparently being trapped by a rock wasn't enough for him; he wanted to be trapped in jail surrounded by a bunch of guys named "Bubba" and "Daddy," too. We just can't wait to see which limb he self-amputates to get out of that one.
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