Here at Rooster, we often think of oral sex. And at this point in our advanced adult lives, we think it's about time to start getting better at it. So, we spoke with someone who knows a thing or ten about head, our good friend Anonymous Gay Man, who describes his method of head as "fellatio to murder puppies for."

Congratulations, head enthusiast; you're about to experience Head Games, a weekly column where we discuss oral sex with people from all walks of life. Whether we're covering how to connect your mouth to someone's genitals in the most pleasing way possible, or how different cultures and species blow each other, it'll be covered here, in this fellatio-friendly corner of the internet. Welcome aboard.

Here at Rooster, we often think of oral sex. And at this point in our advanced adult lives, we think it's about time to start getting better at it. So, we spoke with someone who knows a thing or ten about head, our good friend Anonymous Gay Man, who describes his method of head as "fellatio to murder puppies for."

But don't worry if you're more persuaded by pussy than penis; in the next installment of Head Games, we'll speak with a lesbian about oyster diving.

1. Tease his cock and balls off

If the BJ is the main course, or even a pre-dinner treat, remember a couple of appeteasers can make all the difference …. oh fuck it with the puns already, let's get nasty.

Get him good and hard first. Spit in your hand or use lube if you're a basic bitch, and give him a little taste of what's to come. A little teaser before going full-blown BJ can be fucking hot.

Stick your face down there and make eye contact with him for a second. Kiss around his erogenous zones (to the right and left of his cock) while you move your hands along his torso. Or, start kissing a nipple and slide your tongue all the way down to his sack.

Exhale softly around his balls, while you stroke his cock. Build up the tension so that once you finally swallow him, he's almost ready to nut.

2. Play him like an instrument

Head is about more than just your face and his dick going out on a date. You need to play him like an instrument.

Just like a symphony, head has different movements. There's fast, slow, and resting … but the best combination of those is this: Go slow, fast, then rest. Slow, fast, rest. Fast again. Like the adagio movement of your favorite concerto, good head is symphonic and impeccably paced. Every guy likes different speeds and pressure, but the main takeaway is to liven it up and avoid keeping the same pace because that can get boring as fuck.

3. What the fuck do you do with your oral cavity?

Obviously you're not eating a hot dog.Be aware of where your teeth are and what they're touching. It's not Shark Week; there's no need to show him your chompers. 

Remember to wet your lips before you get to business and don't forget you have a tongue. Switch back and forth between standard face pumping and licking the shit out of it like it's a double-stacked ice cream cone that's melting fast.

Your mouth is a pretty amazing thing. Aside from having a tongue and teeth,  it also breathes. Between pauses, try blowing on his wet cock while you tickle his balls.

4. What the fuck do you do with your hands?

Your face is where it's at, but you have plenty of other tools at your disposal. Reach up and grab his nipple, licking your thumb and forefinger before. His nipple is a radio dial during a no-service mountain drive. Find that station. If he's open to it, try putting a finger or two in his butt. Look for the prostate, a fleshy, tense muscle a few inches in. Massage it softly while you work on his front with your mouth.

5. Real bitches swallow

Unless he's asked specifically to cum on your face or tits, do him a solid favor and suck him dry.

When a guy's close to coming, his dick feels extra-sensitive, especially for a few minutes after climaxing.

Some dudes can't take the intensity, but keeping the suction tight right after climax while you're swallowing will make his whole body shake. Slowly release the suction and slide his still-hard cock out of your mouth. Give it a few kisses for a job well done. And then go wash your face, you fucking slut.