With bated breath, America stood by in anticipation as to whether the 7-year-old pageant sensation Alana, aka Honey Boo Boo, would survive for another season of indiscernible banter and delicious family mayonnaise recipes. The answer: fuck yeah she did. TLC, the home of America's finest television, signed the portly toddler-in-tiara and her family entourage to a series of HOLLAday (That's what they call it on the show) specials starting January 6. Afterall, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" did have higher ratings than the Republican National Convention.