An Oregon man was forced to call the police for help after his "hostile," 22-pound kitty-kitty-poo-poo attacked his baby and adorably trapped him and his family inside a bedroom … along with the family dog.

An Oregon man was forced to call the police for help after his "hostile," 22-pound kitty-poo-poo attacked his baby and adorably trapped him and his family inside a bedroom … along with the family dog.

"[The cat] is trying to attack us — he's very hostile. He's at our door; he's charging us," Lee Palmer told the 911 dispatcher. "When I leave this room to let the police in, I'm going to have to fight this cat." The cat can be heard meowing throughout the call, no doubt taunting him to come out and fight him like a man.

Earlier that evening, the giant cuddly snuggle beast attacked Lee's baby, leaving him with several forehead scratches that, if anything, would have given him some street cred if Lee hadn't stepped in. Lee chased the cat away, but that only made things worse.

"I kicked the cat in the rear, and it has gone over the edge," he told the 911 dispatcher. The fuzzy ball of cuteness then exploded into a furious feline rage, attacking the family and herding them into the bedroom, where they had to barricade the door for safety. Police arrived shortly after and arrested the wanton kitty with a snare. Everyone escaped unharmed, except for the dog, whose dignity was surely bruised.

But the Palmers are considering keeping the adorable, likely possessed-by-Satan critter, but are definitely going to keep it away from the baby. "I swear I've never seen anything like it," Lee said of the incident after all was said and done. But we've got a feeling Lee ain't seen nothin' yet …