"Would you like a side of heroin with that Big Mac?" is not something you typically hear when you pay a visit to the golden arches, unless you're at the Pittsburg McDonald's that was putting a little something more than happiness in their Happy Meal…

"Would you like a side of heroin with that Big Mac?" is not something you typically hear when you pay a visit to the golden arches, unless you're at the Pittsburg McDonald's that was putting a little something more than happiness in their Happy Meals…yep, heroin.

Shania Dennis, the McDonald's employee who was slanging the heroin, was arrested in connection with the crime. But how, in such a morally upright place such as the Pittsburg McDonalds, did such a grievous offense occur?

Well apparently, people would drive up to the drive-thru and say "I would like to order a toy," which was code for "Give me some motherf*cking heroin." Yes, because people to to McDonald's to order toys. "No thanks, I'm not hungry, I'd just like a little toy to play with (giggles maniacally)."

The customer would then drive to the window, hand over the money and get a Happy Meal box containing heroin in exchange. We bet they were "lovin' it," until a rat narced on the whole operation to the police, who didn't take too kindly to the fact that if something went awry, one of those heroin-containing Happy Meals could have easily been handed over to an unsuspecting kiddo.

So, the coppers set up a sting, and poor, poor Shania was arrested after she handed over what would soon become known to her as an Unhappy Heroin Box to them. Authorities said they found 10 bags of heroin in a Happy Meal box and recovered another 50 bags from the Shania. Ouch.

Another McDonald's employee was arrested this month for selling heroin out of a restaurant in nearby Murrysville, which really makes us wonder if maybe we should break it off with Ronald and see where things go with Wendy…