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Once upon a time, there was a little toddler named Connor.

During the day, Connor was as cute as a button. But by night … HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

If this isn't excuse to go 100 percent anal, we don't know what is.

As terrifying as this is, we were still a little worried when Connor fell back into his crib … but don't worry. The YouTube description says he's fine.