This clown seriously needs to fuck off at this point. His latest "exposure" comes after an article in People Magazine where he and wife Huma Abedin, were happyily together, expecting a new baby and twitter dic pics a thing of the past. But once a douche-canoe, always a douche-canoe. broke the story, which is a hilariously, awesome fact in it's own right. Below are the IM messages between Weiner and some 22 year old chick. It's pretty everything you'd expect from a creepy old dude who heard young girls like 50 Shades of Grey. Sorry bro, but a goofy grin and tiny mushroom dick don't make you Christian Grey. But please, tell us Senator, "How's the comeback going?"

* The grey boxes are Weiner's (Dangr23) messages.