The resemblance is shocking …
In what many on the Internet are calling absolute proof of time-travel, an old, old pair of 'Adidas trainers' were found recently — with feet still attached — which belong to a 1,500 year old mummy discovered damn near 10,000 feet up in Mongolia’s Altai Mountains.
The iconic "three-stripe" pattern is clear as day on the images provided by scientists. It's unknown whether or not this mummy is a B-boy from the '90s who got wrapped up in that whole "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" thing, eventually lost in another time period — or if it's a watching, all-knowing being from the heavens who just wanted to cop a pair from its futuristic visions and accidentally died while sporting the freshness …
Only the hands and feet were found of the mummy, but researchers believe it to be female because of the absence of a bow in the casket. Which negates our whole B-boy theory, unless of course she was a B-GIRL AND TIME TRAVELED ANYWAYS.
"Now we are carefully unwrapping the body and once this is complete the specialists will be able to say more precisely about the gender," says B. Sukhbaatar, researcher at Khovd Museum.
Sukhbaatar also noted to the Siberian Times that his team's discovery was the "first complete Turkik burial at least in Mongolia" and it's ‘"a very rare phenomenon."
"The grave was three metres deep," he continues. "The finds show us that these people were very skilled craftsmen."
Pshhh, fuck ya they were skilled. Skilled enough to travel through the epochs!
The resemblance, it's shocking …
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