Hobbit-like golfer Rory McIlroy, dumped his model/tennis star girlfriend for showing the world what we already know, Rory Mcllroy is an ugly motherfucker.
Hobbit-like golfer Rory McIlroy, dumped his model/tennis star girlfriend for showing the world what we already know, Rory Mcllroy is an ugly motherfucker. Apparently the little man was "very upset" with the gorgeous, leggy blonde after she posted this pic to Twitter:
Oh, because it must be so awful having a world class tennis player slash model slash girlfriend who loves you even though you look like the Hobbit taking pictures of you while you're asleep, Rory. The picture, which isn't even that bad, was apparently the last straw for Rory, who ended things with Caroline shortly after she posted it. Caroline was "devastated," despite Rory's pygmy stature and child-personality. How did he think he would get away with sleeping like that and expect not to get fucked with? Such a troll.
But don't worry, relationship expert Serena Williams came to the rescue, saying "it was pretty mean" of Caroline and thus sealing the deal on their breakup. Sigh…We guess we just live in a world where people can't take a joke or just shut the fuck up and let the most beautiful woman in the world make fun of you on Twitter. Kiss this goodbye, Caroline:
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