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Hunter Biden: America’s Wild First Child

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Fortnite Hopes to Allow Players to Watch TikTok While Gaming, Further Destroying Humanity’s Dopamine Systems

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Colorado Lawmaker Leaves Loaded Handgun in Capitol Bathroom, Breaking the Number One Rule in the Game of Battleshits

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50 Women Trapped in Bus For 23 Hours on I70, Proving that “Lord of the Flies” only Works With Dudes

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Massachusetts Could Outlaw Attaching Guns to Robots as Our Roomba Continues to Feel The Pull of a Higher Calling

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Fire on the Mountain, Lasers in the Air