You think you have it rough? Take this would-be thief from Darwin, Australia light up his shorts with a few homemade explosives trying to rob an ATM.
You think you have it rough? Sure, it’s easy to get stuck in sordid funks of “woe is me” while continuing to banter on about owning last year’s car model or there not being enough fresh tropical fruits in the middle of freeze-fucking-USA … but we should all lighten up; there’s always people out there worse off.
Take for instance this would-be thief from Darwin — a suburb of Winnellie, Australia aptly named after Charles Darwin (coincidence?) — light up his shorts with a few homemade explosives trying to rob an ATM.
Darwin authorities say the man may be responsible for a similar incident, which happened just a few days ago.
And if, by some chance, there happens to be a white, medium build Caucasian man wearing shorts and flip-flops matching the description in Colorado please call Australian authorities and alert them of the find. It is of course Colorado in December, so yes, there will be plenty of white guys in shorts and flip-flops with lighter burns on their hands — see something, say something.
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