Alright! Let's hear it for the little guy! Or in this case, the little guy whose poop you scoop and who won't eat his goddamn food!

A videotaped face-off between a fluffy kitty and a giant mountain lion in Boulder went viral on Monday. In the tense encounter, you can see the mountain lion pawing at the glass door that separates the domestic and wild members of the feline genus, trying desperately to taste the lap cat's blood. In response, the house cat simply yells at the mountain lion, saying things in cat language that we can only assume were something like "You are trespassing on private property, if you don't remove yourself, I will have to contact the authorities."

Alright! Let's hear it for the little guy! Or in this case, the little guy whose poop you scoop and who won't eat his goddamn food! 

Tom Mabe, who describes himself as a "clean, corporate comedian and prankster" (ugh) posted the video online Sunday. Since then, it's been viewed 2.3 million times, proving once and for all that nothing breaks the internet like cats, especially badass boss cats from Boulder who don't take shit from bloodthirsty predator meowers. 

Nothing gives you toxoplasmosis like cats either of course, but that's a different story.