"There's no blue print on how to beat my hugs," says Nintendo-face Floyd Mayweather.

Our wallets are far lighter than what they used to be as a result from this past weekend’s Fight of the Century — and we don’t feel great about it. Not one bit. Does spending the entire match watching Floyd Mayweather run away from Manny Pacquiao like a fragile weasel even qualify itself as a legitimate fight?

Sigh, maybe we’re just suckers …

Yes, yes, we get that boxing is a sport of skill and technical nuances and Paidweather dominated in that arena — but we’re Americans and have a thirst for televised blood. Contemporary boxing just isn’t what it used to be; we can all agree on that.

Luckily there’s a new video channel on YouTube that quickly put in motion our thoughts on the performances exactly — via a Nintendo-styled parody, no less! Noober Goober Gaming just gets us …