We've all got aspirations. Get that job. Start a family. Change out of our sweat suit and … into a sweat suit with a different pattern. But Blondie Bennet has an aspiration we're pretty sure nobody has. She wants to have no brain, people. No brain.
We've all got aspirations. Get that job. Start a family. Change out of our sweat suit and … into a sweat suit with a different pattern. But Blondie Bennet has an aspiration we're pretty sure nobody has. She wants to have no brain, people. No brain.
That's because Blondie wants to be a real life Barbie, boob mountains and lack of thoughts or consciousness and all. She's actually been attending hypnotherapy sessions, hoping that it will decrease her IQ so she can become the "ultimate Barbie."
"I don’t like being human," Blondie said, doing a standup job of covering up the daddy issues she totally doesn't have. "Natural is boring. I would love to be like, completely plastic.”
Blondie has had five breast augmentations and a bunch of other plastic surgery done in order to make her transformation complete, but she says the stupefying hypnotherapy is the icing on the proverbial Barbie Glitter Fun Party Birthday Cake.
Using the wet silicon oval that used to be her mouth to form words, she told reporters, “I’ve had 20 sessions and I’m already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time." You see children, it's important to have a goal to work towards!
Now let's sit down together like one big happy family and join Blondie in her dumb quest by watching this video; you might loose a few hundred thousand brain cells, but you'll never lose the memory of this heartwarming moment.
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