As far as we're concerned, dancing is irrelevant … unless it's wubbing. Wubbing! The new dance craze that's sweeping the nation! Wubbing! You have to wear bike shorts outfitted with a mega-stuffed dong to do it! Wubbing!

As far as we're concerned, dancing is irrelevant … unless it's wubbing.

Wubbing! The new dance craze that's sweeping the nation! Wubbing! You have to wear bike shorts outfitted with a mega-stuffed dong to do it! Wubbing!

Wubbing requires specific, form-fitting man shorts with a "wub" attached, as shown in the video, and then whatever one does with the "wub" is "wubbing." The group of young innovators that invented it even have special, confusingly sexy wubbing "moves," like the Teacher's Pet, Stirring the Mayonnaise and The Whistle.

But not everyone loves wubbing as much as we do; wubbers are being heckled and arrested for performing their beautiful routines in public. This particular group of wubbers is taking a hiatus from public performance after an episode of police harassment, but as you'll see, they're taking that extra free-time to sharpen their arsenal of moves.

Wubbing even has its very own website, which is fun to visit because no matter what you click, you get redirected to the McDonald's website. Why yes, we did want to know more about Fish Fillets! Thanks, wubbing!

Even the ladies are loving it. As the sweet woman whose presence in the following video is a mystery says, "They could be doing a lot of other things." Well, there you have it.

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