Dave Reuss

Sex

Do you have the prettiest lady flower in all the land? It could win you $5,000.

Culture

We can’t solve this 1st grade logic problem, but we can buy beer. Suck it, 1st graders!

Events

There’s $2 million hiding in the Rockies, so we’re pulling a Goonies-style hunt tomorrow

Sex

Wear this, then get ready for 6 times more action via your online dating profile

Sex

Seduce future lovers with impressive sexual stats and a motion tracker on your junk

Sex

In the mood for a handicap-accessible orgy? Let’s fly to Toronto, pronto.

Culture

Which crowdfunding site should you use to fund your terrible ideas?

Booze

You can finally buy whisky that’s been poured over porn stars