We didn't know Steven Seagal was working for dancingbear.com. After all, we're used to him beating up Chechens, not dancing and and cajoling with them. Considering his last good movie was Under Seige 2 in 1995 and Chechnya is stuck in 1995, a move to Chechnya would actually be a pretty good match. Steven Seagal would be relevant again and Chechnya would have someone famous for something other than terrorism.