Or as Kanye West would probably call it, “2 minutes and 30 seconds of something that isn’t about me."

We’re not sure what poor intern(s) had the task of filing through countless hours of recorded footage to be able to make this quick recap of the year, but we do know that they probably weren’t paid for any of it. Suckers!

Ryan James Yezak Productions recently YouTube-filled the Internet with 4 minutes and 5 seconds worth of a concise video recap of 2013. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if Yezak could do the same for those questionable nights we all somehow managed to survive? Cameos include Barack Obama, Syria, Snowden, Michelle Bachmann, Kanyeezus, More Obama, Beyoncé, Miley Cyrus and more.

Which begs the question we’re all wondering over here: Does he make it a few seconds a day as the news comes in, or last minute the night of December 30th? If it were us, the thing wouldn’t be done until 2025 – so good work either way RJYP!