Culture

Culture

5 reasons the government shutdown is the funniest thing ever

Health

Man on Jeffery Dahmer diet of raw meat inexplicably has a vegetarian girlfriend

Culture

Curious breed of Berkeley students offer to light classroom with iPhone flashlights after power outage. What is wrong with you people?

Tech

Mega-Facebook-lurker-stalkers rejoice! Here’s your all-access pass to 1.26 billion Facebook profiles

Food

Poorly constructed burrito ushers in a gustatory apocalypse, man responds with hilarious but appropriate fury

Culture

Kanye West loses insult battle to Jimmy Kimmel, as well as his ability to speak English

Culture

Researchers determine what the worst thing about each state is…Colorado’s is a deep, unwavering commitment to cocaine

Culture

Ghosts are the least of your worries at nude haunted house

Culture

Why is Playboy obsessed with putting CU on their Top 10 Party Schools list?

Culture

18 abnormal costumes that make us love Halloween

Health

Girl bleeding profusely, parents assume it’s her period…nope. Not even close.

Culture

Syria is having a “sexual holy war” and we weren’t invited? Rude.

Health

Why do we kiss? We don’t know, watch this video

Culture

What it’s like to take LSD, starring a 1950’s housewife

Tech

When it’s Siri’s time of the month, get her a chocolate bar and stay away

Food

Bread porn: gluten shouldn’t be this sexy

Fashion

Ridiculous product of the day: Fundies

Food

Beautiful evening at McDonald’s goes awry after couple tries to make chicken nuggets civilized

Culture

Missing and/or injured body parts all the rage at this year’s Miss America pageant

Food

Overwhelming sadness and grief makes us weirdly hungry for burritos. Thanks, Chipotle.

Health

Adderall: it’s not yo momma’s amphetamine

Culture

This necessary flood survival product is THE premiere way to not die

Culture

Man attempting to cross Atlantic in a chair carried by balloons. Makes sense.

Health

Lady offers massage with her boobs. Where do we sign up?