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Culture

Colorado music venues are going to have metal detectors soon, so that’s real cool sarcasm

New Music

[New Music] This new track from Carnage and Young Thug is aigh’t

Weed

The f*cked up reason why Big Pharma is doing everything they can to end legal weed

News

Holy s#%!, Mick Jagger just got another woman pregnant

Booze

Infinite wine machine brews batches in under an hour

Tech

How it feels to be the only person left on Earth not playing Pokémon

Culture

Your handshake sucks and old people are laughing at you because of it

Drugs

The ironies of drug tests will make you piss yourself

Food

I halved the amount of money I spend on food by doing this experiment on myself

News

Murs plans to freestyle for 24 hours straight like some sort of immortal word deity

Sex

Smart genital microchips are the new way to see if babe is cheating or not

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Twenty One Pilots @ Red Rocks Amphitheater

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Global Dance Festival 2016, Day 3 @ Red Rocks Amphitheater

Nation

It’s official, people would rather be obliterated by a meteor than vote for Trump or Clinton

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, I’m horny, but I can’t find anyone attractive. What should I do?

Booze

Teenage girl finds a Four Loco in her lunch, texts her mom WTF about it

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Global Dance Festival 2016, Day 2 @ Red Rocks Amphitheater

Confessions

Sex Diary: The time I lost a really good pair of underwear

Culture

The #BlackLivesMatter movement shouldn’t have to explain itself because you don’t get it

Advice

Every social issue we have could be completely solved if we all slept with one another

Culture

17 Weed-themed products to make your summer better

Politics

The entire Democratic party just endorsed marijuana and an end to racial profiling

Tech

Professional Pokéwalkers will take your phone outside while you sit around doing nothing

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Global Dance Festival 2016, Day 1 @ Red Rocks Amphitheater