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Vices

Thoroughly horrible roommate wanted for terrible Boulder abode

News Briefs

Turns out Ukrainian train tracks are not the best place to have an orgasm

Videos

The striptease heard ’round the world

Culture

Curious breed of Berkeley students offer to light classroom with iPhone flashlights after power outage. What is wrong with you people?

Tech

Mega-Facebook-lurker-stalkers rejoice! Here’s your all-access pass to 1.26 billion Facebook profiles

Photo Pit

Big Gigantic @ Red Rocks 9/28/13

Vices

How to tell if your dog is sexting Sydney Leathers

Rooster Girls

Hosnah says hello

Vices

17 hilarious ways the public school system has failed us

Videos

The Dock Ellis No No: indisputable proof that LSD is a performance-enhancing drug

Bands

Free download – Broken “Two Week Notice”

Magazine

October 2013 Issue

Videos

Multiple sclerosis, ants in his pants, or the worst reaction to WIllie Nelson ever? You decide.

Photo Pit

Sundown Social @ The Gothic 9/27/13

Vices

What happens to English majors after they graduate

Food

Poorly constructed burrito ushers in a gustatory apocalypse, man responds with hilarious but appropriate fury

Videos

How to win your next bar fight

Vices

Would you like a side of terror with your 8pc chicken basket?

Photo Pit

FIDLAR @ The Larimer Lounge 9/26/13

Vices

This parody of Lana Del Rey doing a parody of Breaking Bad completely sums up how we feel about the series finale

Vices

Cold, hard evidence that “The Simpsons” is non-fictional

Culture

Kanye West loses insult battle to Jimmy Kimmel, as well as his ability to speak English

Interventions

Is that Kris Jenner stealing a baseball from a little girl?

Videos

We have Evelyn to thank for showing us the importance of not screaming like this