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News

Underground Music Showcase schedule is out

Ups & Downs

Furniture fornicator pleads guilty to having sex with couch. Seems legitimate.

Videos

Slow loris loves getting tickled

Sex

Best safe-for-work porn ever made.

Health

Shape of woman’s face may determine length of her relationships, not her cat count

New Music

Rusko – Lift Me Up

Culture

Eastern European farmer uses carpenter ax and bare hands to kill bear. Also has adoring hot wife and daughter.

Celebrities

And again…

Viral Videos

She’s at it again.

Fashion

New man-fur coat made entirely from male chest hair. Quick, someone hand us our vomit pale.

News

Daft Punk and the President are in cahoots

Bedroom

Jam Out With My Clam Out wins Air Sex Championship… and a spot in our hearts

New Music

This is the needle and fresh vein to our twerking addiction. Major Lazer – Bubble Butt

Art

Someone stole the footage of us riding our bike. Red Bull Imaginate

Food

Paula Deen is a racist cunt.

Food

Taco Bell introduces fifth meal, or as some call it, breakfast

Videos

Giant spider freaks out weather woman. And this is why women make less than men.

Videos

Reporter breaks first rule of reporting: Don’t say, “Fuck Me,” on camera.

Videos

Happy Monday Bitches

Photo Pit

Fall Out Boy @ The Ogden 6/23/13

Photo Pit

OAR @ Red Rocks 6/22/13

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby: My friend lies about the amount of sex he has and it’s becoming a problem that’s only getting worse.

Viral Videos

New York college student sues hooker for hittin’ n quittin.

Bands

Interview with Musketeer Gripweed