Vices

Celebrities

Lord Jamar of Brand Nubian Puts Macklemore on Blast – Claims Whites Are Guests in Hip Hop?

Jokes

“Green Eggs and Ham” lulls sleepy senators to sleep during bedtime filibuster

Vices

Sassy email convo between feuding neighbors is the funniest thing you’ll read this week

Vices

This Bad Lip Reading of the NFL is literally the center of our universe right now

Beer

8 beers that’ll put hair on your chest

Vices

Stupidest graffiti ever gets a hilarious makeover

Videos

The most erotic Breaking Bad fan letter of all time

Vices

9 things you really don’t need to be doing right now

Vices

The “Wrecking Ball” parody to end all “Wrecking Ball” parodies

Videos

Couple gets caught having death-defying car sex. Vin Diesel wishes he could drive like this.

Videos

If you’re a cellphone, then sorry, Louis C.K. hates you and you can go die

News Briefs

NASA will make it rain on you if you promise not to move for 70 days

Vices

14 ghettolicious children’s toys that make your childhood look like a fairytale

Vices

Obsession with Stonehenge prevents man from enjoying fellatio

Vices

Fail of the day: roller blading. Just roller blading in general.

Vices

Necessary office product: this…whatever this is

Beer

Man’s beer gut is actually just a brewery that produces beer

Weed

Weedstock: The Woodstock of 2013

News Briefs

Man arrested for stealing midget porn apparently hasn’t heard of the internet

Viral Videos

Turns out children don’t make the best drums

Celebrities

Heroic woman stabs her roommate for listening to The Eagles

Vices

Why hunting for roommates on Craigslist is a delicate art form

News Briefs

Faceoff: drunk man dressed as woman vs. other drunk man dressed as woman

Beer

Guys prank their friend by replacing all the water in his house with beer