When the groom asked his two brothers to be his best men at his wedding, they did away with the whole traditional speech thing and made what is literally the greatest wedding toast video you will ever see.
 

Fuck. This video ushers in a time where clanging a spoon against a glass and making a 3-5 minute speech about how you feel like the bride has really become a part of your family no longer makes the cut. In today's world, to be the best man, you have to do something like this: You have to make a six minute, professional quality music video that's straight from the 80's, or you're nothing. NOTHING, do you hear us? Consider the standard set.