This couple takes "Fast and Furious" to a whole new level with a bit of unabashed car sex. While DRIVING. Eat your heart out, Vin Diesel…just save yourself the trouble and retire now.

A couple was driving down I-290 in Chicago, when this happened…The rambunctious couple in the minivan apparently seems to get off from being filmed, while the couple doing the filming provides an unintentionally hilarious narration of the act.

This couple makes Vin Diesel look like a sorry amateur when it comes to driving, while simultaneously making our sex lives look really f-ing boring. Thanks, death-defying sex fiends.