Comedian demigod Louis C.K.'s epic rant on Late Night with Conan O'Brien about why he hates the cellphones, and why Bruce Springsteen's monstrous vocal bellows in "Jungleland" made him cry.

Louis C.K. slays Late Night with Conan O'Brien with his now-legendary diatribe about why cellphones are the devil, and why Bruce Springsteen brings out the seething melancholia inside him. Shit, how are we gonna send him Snoopify-ed pictures of our cat?