Vices

News Briefs

Mom sues Monster Energy after son suffers heart attack drinking two Monsters a day for three years. Give us a break.

Celebrities

Aaron Hernandez 9mm selfie inspires our new Facebook profile pic

Ups & Downs

Furniture fornicator pleads guilty to having sex with couch. Seems legitimate.

Videos

Slow loris loves getting tickled

Celebrities

And again…

Viral Videos

She’s at it again.

Videos

Giant spider freaks out weather woman. And this is why women make less than men.

Videos

Reporter breaks first rule of reporting: Don’t say, “Fuck Me,” on camera.

Videos

Happy Monday Bitches

Viral Videos

New York college student sues hooker for hittin’ n quittin.

Videos

Dad trains son to be the scariest bully Kyrgyzstan has ever known.

Videos

Fox Approaches Russians Hoping They’ll Save His LIfe

Viral Videos

A New York man is suing his gym for what he described as a “foreign white substance” in the steam room.

Celebrities

Advice from George Clooney: Get your balls “ironed.”

Viral Videos

Dog meat festival in China to go on despite protests. Who’s hungry?

Vices

Anchorman 2 Trailer. Today seems like a good day.

Ups & Downs

Kickstarter project of the day: Above the Game: A guide to getting awesome with women.

Videos

Don’t fuck with Russel Brand. MSNBC learns the hard way.

News Briefs

Ain’t no party, like a Jagermeister party until you pass out from the toxic haze

Ups & Downs

Hair stockings could help scare off perverts… and any chance at a date

Ups & Downs

Twerking… as taught by an extremely skinny white girl

Weed

Meet the marijuana moms of Beverly Hills.

Viral Videos

Chinese package handler hates his job and makes it known

Viral Videos

Young Torture Killaz – I’ll Cut Yo D**k Off