The last thing anyone wants to see is Paula Deen lathered up in butter, flopping around on a bed, moaning sweet nothings and going by the nomber "Dirty Deen." As Paula Deen stands to lose millions from her racial slip-up which cost her endorsements from such companies as Wal Mart, The Food Network, Target and JC Penny, one company is coming to her side, Puremature.com. That's right, the site that claims to be the world's highest quality MILF website has put an offer on the table for the queen of butter to represent the face of the company which most likely butters a few buns here and there.
"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.
Her name is already tarnished, might as well go big or go home. Although Arthritic or Diabetic? That's not our go-to for porn but we're open for options.
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