Charlie penned a little love poem for Denise on behalf of his new girlfriend-human Brett Rossi, and posted it to Twitter for your viewing pleasure. And it's really…well…we have no words.

Charlie Sheen has been kind of quiet lately, probably because he's got a new girlfriend-human named Brett Rossi. Brett's pretty brave for venturing into Sheen territory, but rumor has it she's also pretty jealous of Charlie's ex, Denise Richards. She wants Denise to move out of the neighborhood they all live in, so Charlie penned a little poem for Denise on behalf of Brett, and posted it to Twitter. And it's really…we have no words.