There's a new trend in dance clubs, one that involves the fatal combination of "dry sex," and wrestling commentary, that's really been contributing to our agoraphobia lately …

There's a new trend in dance clubs, one that involves the fatal combination of dry sex and wrestling commentary, that's really been contributing to our agoraphobia lately … It's also called "daggering," and it's enough of a thing to necessitate a (hilarious) Wikipedia page:

And here, children, is an example of such a dance: